While reading a well-known Pagan website earlier today, I ran across a clueless teen whose writing at first seemed very similar to that of a classic Pagan Fluffy Bunny (as discussed in Making Fauna Pagans and at my Cafe-Press store). But as I read on, I slowly realized that I had discovered a whole new subspecies!
This kid wasnâ€™t clueless and innocent, he was clueless and Evil! He managed to crank out page after page of pretentious drek about â€œVampyresâ€ and â€œDark Paganismâ€ and â€œOther-Kin.â€ Much of this read like softcore Satanism, only without the Christian Anti-God. He was so shallow, he made the mainstream Satanists look deep. He was, in short, a Dark Fluffy!!
Inspiration hit me like bananna-cream pie in the face, so I was forced to add a new animal to the Pagan Menagerie:
If people like it, Iâ€™ll make some t-shirts or coffee mugs available.